Don't Jump!

Well, it's that time of year again . . . finals week. Normally Melon is the one stressing out, but this year Brian has gone off the deep end. Yesterday Melon came home to find Brian perched on the windowsill and threatening to jump out of their apartment to the street below!


She yelled: "Get down from there you crazy fool! It can't possibly be that bad!" But Brian retorted: "You can't stop me, Melon! I hate music theory and I will never write another paper again!"


Melon replied: "If you come down from there, I'll pour you a big glass of sweet tea and make your favorite chili dinner . . . with extra cheese crumbles . . . yum, yum! "

Brian's interest changed and he looked curiously at Melon.


To be continued . . .